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A Priest wanted to go to the post office. He asked a little boy the way. The boy took him to the post office. The Priest said to the boy" Thank you. Come to the Church tomorrow and I will show you the way to heaven. The boy turned andn said
"But you don't even know the way to the post office"
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What would you get if you merged the India Post with Domino's?
Pizzas delivered 5 days late!
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Post Master in a post office told to a woman, “You have to put another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy.”
The woman replied, “How would an extra stamp make it lighter.”
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The India Post is still one of the best deals around.
For Rs. 25 they'll carry your letter around for weeks and weeks.
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Did you hear the one about the unstamped letter?
You wouldn't get it.
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I wrote a letter to the Postmaster General once on ways to
improve mail service. It got lost.
The other day at the Post Office here in I gave the clerk a word of thanks.
She dropped it.
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One good thing about the Post Office -- it's over 150 years old
and yet it's never been hindered by progress.
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I just got my new driver's license in the mail the other day.
It expired last month unfortunately.
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If you ever want to make sure somebody gets what's coming to 'em, for God's sake -- don't mail it!
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Did you hear about the new postage stamp commemorating, man's best friend, the Dog?
It's the first stamp in history that can lick itself.
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The India Post has issues new guidelines foremployees wishing to shoot people in the workplace. Please check with your Post Master for more information. The basic guidelines are as follows.
1) Only full time employees are allowed to commit shooting rampages
in postal facilities.
2) All weapons used in post office shootings must be type-approved
by the office of the postmaster General.
3) All weapons entering postal facilities must have proper postage
affixed to them.
4) All bullets sent through the postal system or one of its
facilities must have proper first class postage affixed to them.
Failure to comply with this rule will result in returned bullets.
5) The USPS is not responsible for mangled or damaged bullets passing
thorough its facilities.
6) All shootings must be pre-approved by your supervisor and be done
while you are on an official break.
7) Employees involved in a shooting spree must stop immediately upon
the end of their shift.
8) Bulk bullet fire will receive a postage discount. Please check with
the bulk mail department for more information.
9) Overnight delivery of bullet fire will not be accepted.
10) If an intended victim is not available, bullet delivery will be
held until accepted with a signature. ID will be required.
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Rejected Post Office Slogan Ideas
We know where you live.
You work hard so we don't have to.
If your package doesn't arrive on time, we'll shoot several employees.
Better armed than Professional Courier.
We do more by 10pm than most people do all day.
Lick it, stick it and kiss it goodbye!
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